Thursday, November 23, 2017

Tag: Salma Hayek

Hitman’s Bodyguard, The (2017)*

Title: The Hitman’s Bodyguard
Rating: R
Directed by: Patrick Hughes
Written by: Tom O’Connor
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Salma Hayek, Elodie Yung, Joaquim De Almeida, Kirsty Mitchell, and Richard E. Grant
Release Date: 8/18/2017
Running Time: 118 minutes

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What did you think of this film?
The world’s top protection agent [Ryan Reynolds] is called upon to guard the life of his mortal enemy, one of the world’s most notorious hitmen [Samuel L. Jackson]. The relentless bodyguard and manipulative assassin have been on the opposite end of the bullet for years and are thrown together for a wildly outrageous 24 hours. During their raucous and hilarious adventure from England to the Hague, they encounter high-speed car chases, outlandish boat escapades and a merciless Eastern European dictator [Gary Oldman] who is out for blood. Salma Hayek joins the mayhem as Jackson’s equally notorious wife.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes

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Special thanks to Frank for this submission


Beatriz at Dinner (2017)

Title: Beatriz at Dinner
Rating: R
Directed by: Miguel Arteta
Written by: Mike White
Starring: Salma Hayek, John Lithgow, Connie Britton, Jay Duplass, Amy Landecker, Chloë Sevigny, and David Warshofsky
Release Date: 6/9/2017
Running Time: 83 minutes

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What did you think of this film?
Beatriz (Salma Hayek), an immigrant from a poor town in Mexico, has drawn on her innate kindness to build a career as a spiritual health practitioner in Los Angeles. Doug Strutt (John Lithgow) is a cutthroat, self-satisfied billionaire real estate developer. When these two opposites meet at a dinner party, their worlds collide and neither will ever be the same.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? No

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? No


How to Be a Latin Lover (2017)*

Title: How to Be a Latin Lover
Rating: PG-13
Directed by: Ken Marino
Written by: Chris Spain, and Jon Zack
Starring: Eugenio Derbez, Salma Hayek, Raphael Alejandro, Kristen Bell, and Rob Lowe
Release Date: 4/28/2017
Running Time: 115 minutes

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What did you think of this film?
In this laugh out loud comedy, OR In this riches to rags story, Eugenio plays a very handsome and very young Maximo who has a dream to be rich without ever having to work a day in his life. Having made a career of seducing rich older women, he marries a wealthy woman more than twice his age. 25 years later, spoiled and bored from waking up next to his now 80-year-old wife—he gets the surprise of his life when she ends up dumping him for a younger car salesman. Forced out of his mansion and desperate for a place to stay, he must move in with his estranged sister, Sara, (SALMA HAYEK) and her nerdy but adorable son, Hugo in their small apartment. Anxious to return to the lap of luxury, Maximo uses his nephew’s crush on a classmate to get to his new target—her grandmother, Celeste, a widowed billionaire. As Maximo tries to rekindle his powers as a Latin lover, he finds himself bonding with his nephew Hugo, and he begins to learn that being a Latin lover means that loving money isn’t as important as the love of your family.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes

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Sausage Party (2016)

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Title: Sausage Party
Rating: R
Directed by: Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon
Written by: Kyle Hunter, Ariel Shaffir, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg and Jonah Hill
Starring: Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, Bill Hader, Michael Cera, James Franco, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Paul Rudd, Nick Kroll, David Krumholtz, Edward Norton and Salma Hayek
Release Date: 6/3/2016
Running Time: 89 minutes

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Sausage Party, the first R-rated CG animated movie, is about one sausage leading a group of supermarket products on a quest to discover the truth about their existence and what really happens when they become chosen to leave the grocery store.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No


Tale of Tales (2015)?

Title: Tale of Tales (aka. Il racconto dei racconti)
Rating: NR
Directed by: Matteo Garrone
Written by: Edoardo Albinati, Ugo Chiti, Matteo Garrone and Massimo Gaudioso
Based on the book by: Giambattista Basile
Starring: Salma Hayek, Vincent Cassel, Toby Jones and John C. Reilly
Release Date: 4/22/2016
Running Time: 133 minutes

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Inspired by the celebrated fairytales by Giambattista Basile, Matteo Garrone’s Tale of Tales is an epic vision of cinema.

From the bitter quest of the Queen of Longtrellis (Salma Hayek) who forfeits the life of her husband (John C. Reilly), to two mysterious sisters who provoke the passion of the King of Strongcliff (Vincent Cassel), to the King of Highhills obsessed with a giant Flea (Toby Jones) leading to heartbreak for his young daughter, these stories weave the beautiful with the grotesque, creating a stunning and unique work of gothic imagination.


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Some Kind Of Beautiful (2014)

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Title: Some Kind Of Beautiful
Rating: R
Directed by: Tom Vaughan
Written by: Matthew Newman
Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek and Jessica Alba
Release Date: 8/21/2015

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A drama about a Cambridge poetry professor who begins to re-evaluate his life of Byronic excess.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Note: The credits start with a long zoom out from the pier where Richard, Olivia, Brian, Kate, and Jake just scattered ashes into the ocean.

Memoriam: In Memory of Kat Wilson


Kahlil Gibran’s The Prophet (2014)?

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Title: Kahlil Gibran’s The Prophet
Rating: PG
Directed by: Roger Allers, Gaëtan Brizzi, Paul Brizzi, Joan C. Gratz, Mohammed Saeed Harib, Tomm Moore, Nina Paley, Bill Plympton, Joann Sfar and Michal Socha
Written by: Roger Allers, Hanna Weg and Douglas Wood
Based on the novel by: Kahlil Gibran
Starring: Liam Neeson, Salma Hayek and Quvenzhané Wallis
Release Date: 8/7/2015
Running Time: 84 minutes

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Exiled artist and poet Mustafa embarks on a journey home with his housekeeper and her daughter; together the trio must evade the authorities who fear that the truth in Mustafa’s words will incite rebellion.


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Everly (2014)

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Title: Everly
Rating: R
Director: Joe Lynch
Writer: Yale Hannon and Joe Lynch
Stars: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Blanc and Uros Certic
Release Date: 1/23/2015
Running Time: 92 minutes

IMDb

An action/thriller centered on a woman who faces down assassins sent by her ex, a mob boss, while holed up in her apartment.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No


Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)*

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TITLE: Once Upon a Time in Mexico

RELEASE DATE: 9/13/2003

RATING: R

Hitman “El Mariachi” becomes involved in international espionage involving a psychotic CIA agent and a corrupt Mexican general.

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Here Comes the Boom (2012)

TITLE: Here Comes the Boom

RELEASE DATE: 10/12/2012

RATING: PG

A high school biology teacher looks to become a successful mixed-martial arts fighter in an effort to raise money to prevent extra-curricular activities from being axed at his cash-strapped school.

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