Title: Mallrats
Rating: R
Directed by: Kevin Smith
Written by: Kevin Smith
Starring: Jason Lee, Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Claire Forlani, Joey Lauren Adams, Ben Affleck, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, and Stan Lee
Release Date: 10/20/1995
Running Time: 94 minutes
What did you think of this film?
Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.
Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes
Are There Any Extras After The Credits? Yes
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Note:
“The Director Would Like to Thank
GOD – FOR ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO TELL MY STUPID STORY
SCOTT – FOR DECIDING NOT TO HIKE AROUND THE WORLD.
JIM – FOR TREATING US LIKE THE COENS AS OPPOSED TO THE TWENTY-SOMETHING KNOW-NOTHINGS WE REALLY ARE.
SEAN – FOR BRINGING A PEDIGREE TO THE PROJECT.
PIERSON – FOR KEEPING ME PURE.
MOM and DAD – FOR HAVING SEX ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
KRISTIN – FOR PLAYING “RENE” TO MY “BRODIE” FAR TOO MANY TIMES THAN SHE SHOULD HAVE.
BOB – FOR LAUGHING DURING THE PITCH.
DAVE – FOR EVEN PRETTIER PICTURES THAN THE FIRST BUNCH.
WALT – FOR BEING THE “BRODIE” TEMPLATE, DIXIE CUP AND ALL.
JOEY – FOR BEING MY “EQUIATOR.”
The CAST and CREW – FOR HUMORING ME.
The FRONT CREDIT ARTISTS – FOR LENDING US PHAT CREDIBILITY IN THE WORLD OF COMICS.
COTTY – FOR THE COOL BOOK.
FITZ – FOR THE FAN-BOY TRADING CARDS
THE AUDIENCE – FOR SHOWING UP.
and lastly…
JOHN LANDIS and JOHN HUGHES – FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING TO DO THROUGHOUT MY YOUTH ON FRIDAY NIGHTS.”
