Running Man, The (1987)*

We hear the Announcer say “The Running Man has been brought to you by: Breakaway Paramilitary Uniforms, Orville Pure Procreation Pills, and Cadre Cola – it hits the spot. Promotional considerations paid for by Elton Flame Throwers, Wainright Electrical Launchers, and Hammand & Gates Chain Saws. Damon Gillian’s wardrobe by Chez Antoine, 19th century craftsmanship for the 21st century man. Cadre trooper and studio guard’s sidearms provided by Colt Chester, the pistol of patriots. Remember, tickets for the ICS studio tour are always available for class A citizens in good standing. If you’d like to be a contestant on The Running Man, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to ICS Talent Hunt, care of your local affiliate, and then go out and do something really despicable! I’m Bill Hilgen. Good night and take care!”