Wednesday, April 1, 2026

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Slanted (2025)

Title: Slanted
Rating: R
Directed by: Amy Wang
Written by: Amy Wang
Starring: Shirley Chen, Mckenna Grace, Amelie Zilber, Vivian Wu, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, and Fang Du
Release Date: 3/13/2026
Running Time: 102 minutes

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What did you think of this film?

Joan Huang idolizes the popular girls and dreams of being prom queen, but fears the only way to win is to look like all the past queens whose portraits line her high school halls. Enter Ethnos: a shady cosmetic surgery clinic that makes people of color appear white. Joan undergoes the procedure and wakes up a beautiful blonde destined for the crown, but at what cost?


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? No

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? No

Special thanks to Hunter, Tonya, and Frank for this submission

Where to watch:

Unfortunately, we couldn't find any streaming sources at this time.
Source: JustWatch

Heel (2025)

Title: Heel
Rating: NR
Directed by: Jan Komasa
Written by: Bartek Bartosik and Naqqash Khalid
Starring: Stephen Graham, Andrea Riseborough, and Anson Boon
Release Date: 3/6/2026
Running Time: 110 minutes

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What did you think of this film?

A 19-year-old criminal, Tommy (Anson Boon), revels in a life of drugs, parties, and violence. One night, on a bender with his reckless friends, he is separated from his group and abducted by an unknown figure. Though he is no stranger to inflicting violence, he is horrified when he wakes with a chain around his neck in the basement of an isolated suburban family home. He soon meets the residents: a twisted family unit consisting of the well-to-do Chris (Stephen Graham), his near-spectral wife Kathryn (Andrea Riseborough), and their 10-year-old son Jonathan. The dysfunctional family sets out to reform Tommy’s unruly behavior, subjecting him to a twisted and violent rehabilitation process. He must comply with their relentless mind games as he frantically seeks a way out.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? No

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? No

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Protector (2025)

Title: Protector
Rating: R
Directed by: Adrian Grunberg
Written by: Bong-Seob Mun
Starring: Milla Jovovich, D.B. Sweeney, Matthew Modine, Don Harvey, and Arica Himmel
Release Date: 3/6/2026
Running Time: 92 minutes

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What did you think of this film?

Former war hero Nikki’s peaceful life is shattered when her daughter is kidnapped. Thrust into the criminal underworld while hunted by cops and military, she must fight to rescue her child.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? No

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? No

Memoriam:
In memory of:
Daniel Grunberg
1933-2025
And
Jin Kyu Pak
1930-2025

Special thanks to Hunter, Dan, Melvin, Tony, and Michael for this submission

Where to watch:

Unfortunately, we couldn't find any streaming sources at this time.
Source: JustWatch

Youngblood (2025)*

Title: Youngblood
Rating: PG-13
Directed by: Hubert Davis
Written by: Seneca Aaron, Josh Epstein, Rose Napoli, Charles Officer, and Kyle Rideout
Starring: Ashton James, Henri Richer-Picard, and Blair Underwood
Release Date: 3/6/2026
Running Time: 105 minutes

IMDb

What did you think of this film?

Detroit hockey prodigy Dean Youngblood joins the Hamilton Mustangs, where his pride and prowess are tested.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes

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We see Dean Youngblood dressing up and getting out on the ice before his debut game with the L.A. Kings. As he lines up for the opening face-off he hears “Welcome to the show, rook!” He looks up at the opposing center and it’s his former captain with the Mustangs – Denis.

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? No

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? NoYes (No Ratings Yet)
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Dedication: For Charles Officer

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Bride!, The (2026)*

Title: The Bride!
Rating: R
Directed by: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Written by: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Starring: Jessie Buckley, Christian Bale, Annette Bening, Peter Sarsgaard, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Penélope Cruz
Release Date: 3/6/2026
Running Time: 126 minutes

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What did you think of this film?

A lonely “Frank” (Christian Bale) travels to 1930s Chicago to ask groundbreaking scientist Dr. Euphronious (Annette Bening) to create a companion for him. The two revive a murdered young woman and The Bride (Jessie Buckley) is born. What ensues is beyond what either of them imagined: Murder! Possession! A radical cultural movement! And outlaw lovers in a wild and combustible romance!


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes

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Detective Wiles looks on while a group of women inspired by The Bride tattoo the her facial marking on Lupino. The room they are in has a table covered with tongues, implying that they cut out Lupino’s tongue like he did to his victims.

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? Yes

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We hear The Bride laugh.

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? NoYes (0 rating, 22 votes)
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Dedication: For My Daughters

Special thanks to Chris, Brian, and Frank for this submission

Where to watch:

Unfortunately, we couldn't find any streaming sources at this time.
Source: JustWatch

Hoppers 2026)*

Title: Hoppers
Rating: PG
Directed by: Daniel Chong
Written by: Daniel Chong and Jesse Andrews
Starring: Piper Curda, Bobby Moynihan, Jon Hamm, Meryl Streep, Dave Franco, Kathy Najimy, Eduardo Franco, Melissa Villaseñor, Ego Nwodim, Vanessa Bayer, Sam Richardson, Aparna Nancherla, Nichole Sakura, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Steve Purcell, Karen Huie, and Tom Law
Release Date: 3/6/2026
Running Time: 105 minutes

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IMDb

What did you think of this film?

Animal lover Mabel (voice of Piper Curda) seizes an opportunity to use a new technology to ‘hop’ her consciousness into a life-like robotic beaver and communicate directly with animals. As she uncovers mysteries in the animal world beyond anything she could have imagined, Mabel befriends charismatic beaver King George (voice of Bobby Moynihan) and must rally the entire animal kingdom to face a major, imminent human-threat: smooth-talking local mayor Jerry Generazzo (voice of Jon Hamm).


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes

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Loaf, Ellen, and Tom are sitting in the woods and taking turns goofing around while wearing the Jerry face mask. Suddenly, a bird swoops in, takes the mask, and flies off. The three look at the retreating bird and groan, disappointed that their fun is over.

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? Yes

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There’s a knock on the door of the man whom Mabel helped out earlier. He opens the door and receives the petition page where he wrote his shopping list. His three items are checked off and and Mabel’s name and smiley-face are written in. Then he looks at the ground and sees a bunch of ants bringing in the items on his shopping list.

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? NoYes (+25 rating, 31 votes)
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Dedication/Memoriam: Dedicated to beavers, monarch butterflies, all living things, and the humans who love and protect them.

Special thanks to Emma, Ashley, Bailey and Devlin, Tony, Leah, Frank, André, and Stephan for this submission

Where to watch:

Unfortunately, we couldn't find any streaming sources at this time.
Source: JustWatch

Dolly (2025)*

Title: Dolly
Rating: R
Directed by: Rod Blackhurst
Written by: Rod Blackhurst and Brandon Weavil
Starring: Fabianne Therese, Russ Tiller, Michalina Scorzelli, Kate Cobb, Ethan Suplee, Seann William Scott, and Max the Impaler
Release Date: 3/6/2026
Running Time: 82 minutes

Official Site
IMDb

What did you think of this film?

Macy, a young woman, is abducted by a monstrous figure intent on raising her as their own child.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes

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There is a song near the end of the credits that says “Hope that Macy is okay. And Dolly…there is a real bee in her Bonnette. She is a bad seed ain’t she? Then again, there seems to something else going on in that house, with that there family. If you can even call it that. Well, we’ll be seeing you again really soon with Dolly 2. That’s right, folks. You know how these things go. We’re the baby boys. Give them hell. I know we will.”

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? Yes

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The metal screen door opens and Officer Lee along with another officer and a convict are standing there. Lee says “We got him. Wilkerson, Toby.” The convict says “I told him” (and other stuff as Lee talks over him). Lee “so we had to come out here right away and they only found a little bit of him. Get this. They also found a woman out there. That woman was wearing a doll mask.” Other officer says “Shut up, let him talk” to the convict and then to audience “Doll mask, sir”. Convict says “like on a doll” and motions over his face. They stand quiet and scene ends.

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? NoYes (+3 rating, 7 votes)
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Dedication: Lovingly Dedicated to Connor & Ava Albert

Special thanks to Tony for this submission

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Midwinter Break (2026)

(L to R) Ciarán Hinds as "Gerry" and Lesley Manville as "Stella" in director Polly Findlay's MIDWINTER BREAK. Credit: Mark de Blok/Focus Features © 2026 All Rights Reserved.

Title: Midwinter Break
Rating: PG-13
Directed by: Polly Findlay
Written by: Bernard MacLaverty and Nick Payne
Based on the novel by: Bernard MacLaverty
Starring: Lesley Manville and Ciarán Hinds
Release Date: 3/20/2026
Running Time: 90 minutes

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IMDb

What did you think of this film?

A longtime couple take a life-changing trip to Amsterdam.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? No

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? No

Special thanks to Frank, Alisa, Dan, and Tony for this submission

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Dreams (2025)

Title: Dreams
Rating: NR
Directed by: Michel Franco
Written by: Michel Franco
Starring: Jessica Chastain, Isaac Hernández, and Eduardo Gonzalez
Release Date: 2/27/2026
Running Time: 98 minutes

Official Site
IMDb

What did you think of this film?

A powerful American socialite (Jessica Chastain) and an undocumented Mexican ballet dancer begin a dangerous affair in this tense, erotic drama.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? No

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? No

Dedication:
Dedicated to the memory of my dear friend Grégoire Lasalle

Special thanks to Frank, Tony, and Anthony for this submission

Where to watch:

Unfortunately, we couldn't find any streaming sources at this time.
Source: JustWatch

President’s Cake, The (2025)

Title: The President’s Cake
Rating: PG-13
Directed by: Hasan Hadi
Written by: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmed Nayyef, Waheeda Thabet, and Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Release Date: 2/27/2026
Running Time: 105 minutes

Official Site
IMDb

What did you think of this film?

While people across 1990s Iraq struggle to survive the war and food shortages, the President requires each school in the country to prepare a cake to celebrate his birthday. Despite her efforts to avoid getting picked, 9-year-old Lamia is chosen among her classmates. The young girl must now use her wits and imagination to gather ingredients and prepare the mandatory cake.


Are There Any Extras During The Credits? No

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? No

Memoriam:
In the memory of Jedi and Didi

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