Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Tag: Crime

Crimewave (1985)*

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Title: Crimewave
Rating: PG-13
Director: Sam Raimi
Writer: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen and Sam Raimi
Stars: Louise Lasser, Brion James and Paul L. Smith
Release Date: 4/25/1986
Running Time: 83 minutes

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A pair of whacked-out cartoon-like exterminator/hitmen kill the owner of a burglar-alarm company, and stalk the partner who hired them, his wife, and a nerd framed for the murder, who tells the story in flashback from the electric chair.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? Yes

after the credits
We see the box (with Mrs. Trend inside) in Uruguay.

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? NoYes (No Ratings Yet)
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Special thanks to Malfoy for this submission


Gunman, The (2015)

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Title: The Gunman
Rating: R
Director: Pierre Morel
Writer: Don MacPherson and Pete Travis
Based on the novel by: Jean-Patrick Manchette
Stars: Sean Penn, Idris Elba and Jasmine Trinca
Release Date: 3/20/2015
Running Time: 115 minutes

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A sniper on a mercenary assassination team, kills the minister of mines of the Congo. Terrier’s successful kill shot forces him into hiding. Returning to the Congo years later, he becomes the target of a hit squad himself.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Note: One of the action sequences takes place in Barcelona, in a stadium during a bullfight. There’s a note in the credits that says Barcelona is anti-bullfighting and there have been no bullfights in the city since 2011.


Kidnapping Mr. Heineken (2015)

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Title: Kidnapping Mr. Heineken
Rating: R
Director: Daniel Alfredson
Writer: William Brookfield
Based on the book by: Peter R. de Vries
Stars: Jim Sturgess, Sam Worthington and Anthony Hopkins
Release Date: 3/6/2015
Running Time: 95 minutes

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The inside story of the planning, execution, rousing aftermath and ultimate downfall of the kidnappers of beer tycoon Alfred “Freddy” Heineken, which resulted in the largest ransom ever paid for an individual.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Special thanks to Frank S. for this submission


Run All Night (2015)

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Title: Run All Night
Rating: R
Director: Jaume Collet-Serra
Writer: Brad Ingelsby
Stars: Liam Neeson, Ed Harris, Common, Boyd Holbrook and Joel Kinnaman
Release Date: 3/13/2015
Running Time: 114 minutes

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Mobster and hit man Jimmy Conlon has one night to figure out where his loyalties lie: with his estranged son, Mike, whose life is in danger, or his longtime best friend, mob boss Shawn Maguire, who wants Mike to pay for the death of his own son.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No


Focus Review – 1.5 out of 5 Stars

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After I left the theater for the film Focus, the first question I asked myself was who was this movie made for? This is an impressive fact considering the countless questions I could’ve asked afterwards that would’ve torn this movie’s plot to shreds. With many bad movies I can at least give them the credit of being for a niche audience, I can at least place it within a genre. Focus is so flavorless and forgettable that I can’t even point out a group of people who could go see this. I’ve seen worse films but the somewhat serviceable soundtrack and directing is being used for a project that I think is even too underwhelming for most mainstream audiences.

FocusReviewStill1Nicky Spurgeon (wow I just realized how stupid that name sounds) is a talented con-artist working all around the world. He starts to mentor an inexperienced con-artist named Jess (Margot Robbie) and they eventually fall in love. After some time, Nicky finds himself in an eventual con that could be potentially worth millions of dollars.

The heist genre can be extremely charming and clever if done right. To do this right it often requires energy, wit and a generally smart writer. Grading Focus on achieving this, the only people who are cheated are the audience. The movie covers itself in one of my all-time personal pet peeves in cinema. You set up this big mystery involving a crime or a magic trick and then the explanation you give for how it happened is unbelievably over the top and preposterous because you can’t think of anything that is actually intelligent. Doing this is kind of like sawing a woman in half, putting her back together and then explaining that that happened because the woman cut in half was in fact an indestructible alien. You can certainly make that the explanation but it makes you look a moron. There’s nothing to be earned for trying to solve or follow the films mystery because everything is going to be explained in the cheapest way possible.

Every trick that goes on in Focus is explained in that ludicrous manner. There’s no wit to anything that’s going on, it’s all lazy, plot hole ridden excuses that are supposed to compensate for the lack of wit in its screenwriters. Just because of a plot involving con artists, don’t believe for a second that this is a smart movie. This is more like the version of smart defined by the lowest common denominator. So much crazy, loopy twists happen in the last 15 minutes that it’s impossible to takes its characters seriously. Why should I care about any of the story if it’s all leading up to very obvious gotcha moments? It doesn’t help that none of the characters are that sympathetic or likable in the first place. The villains, the heroes, the comedic relief and the henchman are all set to average.

The character of Nicky is basically Will Smith playing himself. There are no layers to the character beside the charisma of Smith. As far as Will Smith’s acting, it’s okay but he’s nowhere near good enough to make the movie rise above its laziness and ridiculousness. It doesn’t even look like he cared during this as much as he has for other movies in his past. The only time this performance looks impressive is when compared to his performance in his previous big movie After Earth.

I hate to say this because she does seem like a talented actress but Margot Robbie is basically playing a died down, less impressive version of the character she already played in The Wolf of Wall Street. She’s there to look pretty and provide the most minimal chemistry possible with Will Smith’s character. I thought she was great in The Wolf of Wall Street and I’d like to see her not fall into bland roles like this one.

I should also give some credit to the villain henchman Bucky Owens for being the winner of worst character in the film. He is throughout the most stereotypical racist old man character you can think of and Gerald McRaney delivers the lines with zero subtlety. And without spoiling it, the twist involving him in the end takes the cake for awful explanations for deep mysteries. It’s so impossible and far fetched that I openly laughed in the theater at how terrible it was.

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The only real credit I can give this movie is that technically the movie is fine and I actually dug the soundtrack they made. There are even glimpses throughout where you think the movie is going to try to be realistic and witty in the first act but once it goes off the rails, it goes off the rails. I mildly enjoyed a scene done from the perspective of another henchman but it has been done better in the past.

I return to my original question, who was this made for? It’s not particularly exciting or funny. There’s no real genre that this either belongs to or succeeds at. The characters are instantly forgettable along with the performances of its two leads. The supposed mental game you’re supposed to be playing here is obvious, BS and trickery on the part of its writers. This is a movie so watered down in what it’s trying to be that it doesn’t feel like anything. There are way worse movies I’ve seen in the past but this is a movie so lame that I think even most audiences will walk away uninspired. Focus is a movie I can’t recommend anyone to go see. If you want a movie like this, stay home and watch Ocean’s Eleven. Which version of the movie you may ask? It doesn’t really matter; they’re both smarter and more entertaining movies than this one.

Rating:[star rating=”1.5″ numeric=”yes”]

Review by: Ryan M.

Release Date: 2/27/2015

Rating: R

Cast: Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Rodrigo Santoro and Gerald McRaney

Directed by: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa

Screenplay by: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa



Focus (2015)

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Title: Focus
Rating: R
Director: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa
Writer: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa
Stars: Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Rodrigo Santoro
Release Date: 2/27/2015
Running Time: 105 minutes

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In the midst of veteran con man Nicky’s latest scheme, a woman from his past – now an accomplished femme fatale – shows up and throws his plans for a loop.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Note: The credits start as the last scene continues, showing Nicky and Jess slowly making their way to the hospital entrance.

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We Still Kill the Old Way (2014)

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Title: We Still Kill the Old Way
Rating: NR
Director: Sacha Bennett
Writer: Sacha Bennett, Dougie Brimson and Gary Lawrence
Stars: Ian Ogilvy, Alison Doody and Christopher Ellison
Release Date: 12/12/2014
Running Time: 94 minutes

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When retired East End villain Charlie Archer is murdered by a feral street gang, his brother Ritchie returns to London from Spain to investigate.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No


Vic + Flo Saw a Bear (2013)

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Title: Vic + Flo Saw a Bear (aka. Vic + Flo ont vu un ours)
Rating: NR
Director: Denis Côté
Writer: Denis Côté
Stars: Pierrette Robitaille, Romane Bohringer and Marc-André Grondin
Release Date: 9/4/2013
Running Time: 95 minutes

IMDb

Winner 2013 Silver Bear (Alfred Bauer Prize) Berlin International Film Festival. Vic + Flow Saw a Bear is a darkly mysterious tale of lesbian two ex-cons, Victoria and Florence, trying to make a new life in the backwoods of Quebec.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Special thanks to Frank S. for this submission


Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)*

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Title: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Rating: R
Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writer: Jane Goldman and Matthew Vaughn
Stars: Colin Firth, Taron Egerton, Samuel L. Jackson, Adrian Quinton and Mark Strong
Release Date: 2/13/2015
Running Time: 129 minutes

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A spy organization recruits an unrefined, but promising street kid into the agency’s ultra-competitive training program just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? Yes

during the credits
Eggsy goes back to the pub and, in a scene paralleling the earlier pub scene with Galahad, faces down his mother’s abusive boyfriend.

 

After Credits? No

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? NoYes (No Ratings Yet)
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In memoriam: In loving memory of my mother Kathy who always put the extra into ordinary and taught me what a Kingsman should be.


Voices, The (2014)*

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Title: The Voices
Rating: R
Director: Marjane Satrapi
Writer: Michael R. Perry
Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Gemma Arterton and Anna Kendrick
Release Date: 2/6/2015
Running Time: 103 minutes

IMDb

A dark comedy about a likeable guy (Ryan Reynolds) pursuing his office crush with the help of his evil talking pets – but things turn sinister when she stands him up for a date.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? Yes

during the credits
We see the cast perform a musical number.

 

After Credits? No

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? NoYes (No Ratings Yet)
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Special thanks to Frank S. for this submission