Clerks III (2022)*

Title: Clerks III
Rating: R
Directed by: Kevin Smith
Written by: Kevin Smith
Starring: Jeff Anderson, Brian O’Halloran, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Rosario Dawson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Justin Long, Ethan Suplee, Ben Affleck, Anthony Michael Hall, Melissa Benoist, Freddie Prinze Jr., Amy Sedaris, Kate Micucci, Fred Armisen, Harley Quinn Smith, and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Release Date: 9/13/2022
Running Time: 115 minutes

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What did you think of this film?

Following a massive heart attack, Randal enlists Dante, Elias, Jay and Silent Bob to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.

Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes

during the credits

Kevin Smith does a voice-over thanking the audience for coming and then explaining how we finally got to see his true vision of the Clerks story and setting. He also reads an unused voice-over explaining what Randall did for the rest of his life. He also thanks the customers at the store for giving him the material for the entire Clerks world.

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? Yes

after the credits

There is a 15-minute short feature where Kevin Smith and the cast talk about how the other characters become the focus of the second and third movies, with less emphasis on Jay and Silent Bob.

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? Yes (No Ratings Yet)
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Note: Clerks III originally played as a Fathom Events exclusive, but this information was presented at a regular theater showing. It is unclear if these extras are in all showings, or if the theater simply didn’t swap out the Fathom/regular versions of the film.

Memoriam: In Memory of Lisa.
We miss you, Caitlin…

Special thanks to Frank for this submission

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)*

Title: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
Rating: R
Directed by: Kevin Smith
Written by: Kevin Smith
Starring: Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, Melissa Benoist, Matt Damon, Chris Hemsworth, Ben Affleck, Rosario Dawson, Shannon Elizabeth, Joe Manganiello, Val Kilmer, James Van Der Beek, Jason Lee, and Justin Long
Release Date: 10/15/2019
Running Time: 95 minutes

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What did you think of this film?
When Jay and Silent Bob discover that Hollywood is rebooting an old movie based on them, the clueless duo embark on another cross-country mission to stop it all over again!

Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes

during the credits

Outtakes and extra scenes are shown throughout the credits.

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? Yes

after the credits

Jay and Milly are hanging out in front of his closed down store. Dante pulls up to open the Quick Stop next door but is disgusted when the padlock won’t work. Jay tells Milly that he and Silent Bob always jam gum in the lock as a prank.

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? Yes (No Ratings Yet)
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Memoriam: In memory of our marvelous mentor Stan Lee

Chasing Amy (1997)

Title: Chasing Amy
Rating: R
Directed by: Kevin Smith
Written by: Kevin Smith
Starring: Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Ethan Suplee, Jason Lee, Matt Damon, Casey Affleck, Brian O’Halloran, Scott Mosier, Kevin Smith, and Jason Mewes
Release Date: 4/18/1997
Running Time: 113 minutes

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IMDb

What did you think of this film?
Holden McNeil is a New Jersey comic book writer who is roommates with his best friend and professional partner, artist Banky Edwards. Their hit comic book series, “Bluntman and Chronic,” is loosely patterned after a pair of acquaintances, Jay and Silent Bob. Alyssa Jones, a lesbian and fellow comic book creator, comes into Holden’s life and quickly becomes a close friend, although Holden is powerfully attracted to her. Eventually, Alyssa realizes that she is attracted to Holden as well and they begin a physical relationship, much to the consternation of Banky, whose ire over losing his best friend to a lesbian seems to border on romantic jealousy. After he learns something about Alyssa’s sexual past, however, Holden’s immature response to his new knowledge destroys both his romance with Alyssa and his friendship with Banky.

Are There Any Extras During The Credits? No

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? No

Note: “Jay and Silent Bob will return in “Dogma” … (promise).”

Noobz (2012)*

TITLE: Noobz

RELEASE DATE: 1/25/2013

RATING: R

Four friends hit the road to LA to compete in the Cyberbowl Video Game Championship, but will they be able to compete with the worst hangovers of their lives?

What did you think of this film?

Amazon

IMDb

During Credits? Yes

during the credits

Outtakes are shown during most the credits.

After Credits? No

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? Yes (No Ratings Yet)
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Mallrats (1995)*

Title: Mallrats
Rating: R
Directed by: Kevin Smith
Written by: Kevin Smith
Starring: Jason Lee, Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Claire Forlani, Joey Lauren Adams, Ben Affleck, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, and Stan Lee
Release Date: 10/20/1995
Running Time: 94 minutes

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What did you think of this film?

Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.

Are There Any Extras During The Credits? Yes

during the credits

The credits play over Jay, Silent Bob, and Susanne the chimp holding hands and walking down the street while the Weezer song “Susanne” plays.

Are There Any Extras After The Credits? Yes

after the credits

“Jay and Silent Bob will return in “Chasing Amy”

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? Yes (No Ratings Yet)
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Note:

“The Director Would Like to Thank
GOD – FOR ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO TELL MY STUPID STORY
SCOTT – FOR DECIDING NOT TO HIKE AROUND THE WORLD.
JIM – FOR TREATING US LIKE THE COENS AS OPPOSED TO THE TWENTY-SOMETHING KNOW-NOTHINGS WE REALLY ARE.
SEAN – FOR BRINGING A PEDIGREE TO THE PROJECT.
PIERSON – FOR KEEPING ME PURE.
MOM and DAD – FOR HAVING SEX ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
KRISTIN – FOR PLAYING “RENE” TO MY “BRODIE” FAR TOO MANY TIMES THAN SHE SHOULD HAVE.
BOB – FOR LAUGHING DURING THE PITCH.
DAVE – FOR EVEN PRETTIER PICTURES THAN THE FIRST BUNCH.
WALT – FOR BEING THE “BRODIE” TEMPLATE, DIXIE CUP AND ALL.
JOEY – FOR BEING MY “EQUIATOR.”
The CAST and CREW – FOR HUMORING ME.
The FRONT CREDIT ARTISTS – FOR LENDING US PHAT CREDIBILITY IN THE WORLD OF COMICS.
COTTY – FOR THE COOL BOOK.
FITZ – FOR THE FAN-BOY TRADING CARDS
THE AUDIENCE – FOR SHOWING UP.
and lastly…
JOHN LANDIS and JOHN HUGHES – FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING TO DO THROUGHOUT MY YOUTH ON FRIDAY NIGHTS.”

Tag: Jason Mewes

Clerks III (2022)*

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)*

Chasing Amy (1997)

Noobz (2012)*

Mallrats (1995)*