We see a press conference where Chief Davis announced that due to Lt. Frank Dreben’s heroic work on New Year’s Eve, Police Squad is back with a renewed commitment to accountability and justice. She says that In that spirit, Frank Dreben’s questionable actions will not be ignored, and reports that he is undergoing a rigorous and thorough internal investigation. The scene switches to the Internal Affairs Resort & Spa, where a huge party is taking place. The camera centers on Frank and Beth toasting themselves. After they clink glasses, the scene freezes, except for Frank and Beth who are standing still but you can still see them moving a tiny bit as they try to hold their poses. The music sweeps up and names appear on the screen, and after a while Frank and Beth move and wonder what the hell is happening. They start walking around the other frozen actors, and then they realize the audience is watching them. Frank punches the camera and the screen shatters and falls out of view. This is followed by a segment like the classic Police Squad show / Naked Gun movies that centers on a spinning light on top of a police car while the car drives and hits things in outrageous places. That segment ends with the car stopping at a doughnut shop. The credits continue with audio of Frank singing a song about Beth in a recording studio while he makes comments about cool things in the studio.

A loudspeaker introduces “the world’s last living entertainer” Weird Al Yankovic. He runs onto the stage of the Doomsday Giggle Bunkeroom and is met by an empty room. Blinded by the stage lights, he asks if Cane, evil billionaires, or even the crab-hands guy is there.