Friday, April 3, 2026

Tag: Romance

Cinderella (2015)*

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Title: Cinderella (aka. Cinderella: An IMAX Experience)
Rating: PG
Director: Kenneth Branagh
Writer: Chris Weitz
Stars: Lily James, Cate Blanchett, Richard Madden and Helena Bonham Carter
Release Date: 3/13/2015
Running Time: 112 minutes

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When her father unexpectedly passes away, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and her daughters. Never one to give up hope, Ella’s fortunes begin to change after meeting a dashing stranger in the woods.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? Yes

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Near the end of the credits we hear the Fairy Godmother (Helena Bonham Carter) finish singing Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, and after a few seconds she asks “Where did everyone go?”

 

After Credits? No

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? NoYes (No Ratings Yet)
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Love, Rosie (2014)

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Title: Love, Rosie
Rating: R
Director: Christian Ditter
Writer: Juliette Towhidi
Based on the novel by: Cecelia Ahern
Stars: Lily Collins, Sam Claflin and Christian Cooke
Release Date: 10/22/2014
Running Time: 102 minutes

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Rosie and Alex have been best friends since they were 5, so they couldn’t possibly be right for one another…or could they? When it comes to love, life and making the right choices, these two are their own worst enemies.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Note: The credits start over a continuation of the last scene, a long pull away shot from Rosie’s house over the ocean.

Special thanks to Frank S. for this submission


Focus Review – 1.5 out of 5 Stars

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After I left the theater for the film Focus, the first question I asked myself was who was this movie made for? This is an impressive fact considering the countless questions I could’ve asked afterwards that would’ve torn this movie’s plot to shreds. With many bad movies I can at least give them the credit of being for a niche audience, I can at least place it within a genre. Focus is so flavorless and forgettable that I can’t even point out a group of people who could go see this. I’ve seen worse films but the somewhat serviceable soundtrack and directing is being used for a project that I think is even too underwhelming for most mainstream audiences.

FocusReviewStill1Nicky Spurgeon (wow I just realized how stupid that name sounds) is a talented con-artist working all around the world. He starts to mentor an inexperienced con-artist named Jess (Margot Robbie) and they eventually fall in love. After some time, Nicky finds himself in an eventual con that could be potentially worth millions of dollars.

The heist genre can be extremely charming and clever if done right. To do this right it often requires energy, wit and a generally smart writer. Grading Focus on achieving this, the only people who are cheated are the audience. The movie covers itself in one of my all-time personal pet peeves in cinema. You set up this big mystery involving a crime or a magic trick and then the explanation you give for how it happened is unbelievably over the top and preposterous because you can’t think of anything that is actually intelligent. Doing this is kind of like sawing a woman in half, putting her back together and then explaining that that happened because the woman cut in half was in fact an indestructible alien. You can certainly make that the explanation but it makes you look a moron. There’s nothing to be earned for trying to solve or follow the films mystery because everything is going to be explained in the cheapest way possible.

Every trick that goes on in Focus is explained in that ludicrous manner. There’s no wit to anything that’s going on, it’s all lazy, plot hole ridden excuses that are supposed to compensate for the lack of wit in its screenwriters. Just because of a plot involving con artists, don’t believe for a second that this is a smart movie. This is more like the version of smart defined by the lowest common denominator. So much crazy, loopy twists happen in the last 15 minutes that it’s impossible to takes its characters seriously. Why should I care about any of the story if it’s all leading up to very obvious gotcha moments? It doesn’t help that none of the characters are that sympathetic or likable in the first place. The villains, the heroes, the comedic relief and the henchman are all set to average.

The character of Nicky is basically Will Smith playing himself. There are no layers to the character beside the charisma of Smith. As far as Will Smith’s acting, it’s okay but he’s nowhere near good enough to make the movie rise above its laziness and ridiculousness. It doesn’t even look like he cared during this as much as he has for other movies in his past. The only time this performance looks impressive is when compared to his performance in his previous big movie After Earth.

I hate to say this because she does seem like a talented actress but Margot Robbie is basically playing a died down, less impressive version of the character she already played in The Wolf of Wall Street. She’s there to look pretty and provide the most minimal chemistry possible with Will Smith’s character. I thought she was great in The Wolf of Wall Street and I’d like to see her not fall into bland roles like this one.

I should also give some credit to the villain henchman Bucky Owens for being the winner of worst character in the film. He is throughout the most stereotypical racist old man character you can think of and Gerald McRaney delivers the lines with zero subtlety. And without spoiling it, the twist involving him in the end takes the cake for awful explanations for deep mysteries. It’s so impossible and far fetched that I openly laughed in the theater at how terrible it was.

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The only real credit I can give this movie is that technically the movie is fine and I actually dug the soundtrack they made. There are even glimpses throughout where you think the movie is going to try to be realistic and witty in the first act but once it goes off the rails, it goes off the rails. I mildly enjoyed a scene done from the perspective of another henchman but it has been done better in the past.

I return to my original question, who was this made for? It’s not particularly exciting or funny. There’s no real genre that this either belongs to or succeeds at. The characters are instantly forgettable along with the performances of its two leads. The supposed mental game you’re supposed to be playing here is obvious, BS and trickery on the part of its writers. This is a movie so watered down in what it’s trying to be that it doesn’t feel like anything. There are way worse movies I’ve seen in the past but this is a movie so lame that I think even most audiences will walk away uninspired. Focus is a movie I can’t recommend anyone to go see. If you want a movie like this, stay home and watch Ocean’s Eleven. Which version of the movie you may ask? It doesn’t really matter; they’re both smarter and more entertaining movies than this one.

Rating:[star rating=”1.5″ numeric=”yes”]

Review by: Ryan M.

Release Date: 2/27/2015

Rating: R

Cast: Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Rodrigo Santoro and Gerald McRaney

Directed by: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa

Screenplay by: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa



Focus (2015)

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Title: Focus
Rating: R
Director: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa
Writer: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa
Stars: Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Rodrigo Santoro
Release Date: 2/27/2015
Running Time: 105 minutes

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In the midst of veteran con man Nicky’s latest scheme, a woman from his past – now an accomplished femme fatale – shows up and throws his plans for a loop.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Note: The credits start as the last scene continues, showing Nicky and Jess slowly making their way to the hospital entrance.

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My Mistress (2014)

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Title: My Mistress
Rating: NR
Director: Stephen Lance
Writer: Gerard Lee and Stephen Lance
Stars: Emmanuelle Béart, Harrison Gilbertson and Rachael Blake
Release Date: 11/6/2014
Running Time: 104 minutes

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What starts as a beautiful and strangely innocent affair between a vulnerable teenage romantic and a French S&M mistress soon becomes more dangerous.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Dedication: For Michael Dearden Lance

Special thanks to Frank S. for this submission


Rewrite, The (2014)*

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Title: The Rewrite
Rating: NR
Director: Marc Lawrence
Writer: Marc Lawrence
Stars: J.K. Simmons, Marisa Tomei, Hugh Grant
Release Date: 10/8/2014
Running Time: 107 minutes

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An Oscar-winning writer in a slump leaves Hollywood to teach screenwriting at a college on the East Coast, where he falls for a single mom taking classes there.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? Yes

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We see several extra scenes, including: Meeting Jim’s girlfriend the State Farm insurance agent; the students reading from their screenplays; Keith, Jim, and Dr. Lerner at the fast food place; and Keith catches Sara watching Dirty Dancing.

 

After Credits? No

Is this stinger worth waiting around for? NoYes (No Ratings Yet)
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Special thanks to Frank S. for this submission


C’est Si Bon (2015)

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Title: C’est Si Bon
Rating: NR
Director: Hyun-seok Kim
Stars: Jo Bok-rae, Jin Goo and Kang Ha-Neul
Release Date: 2/13/2015
Running Time: 122 minutes

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Oh Geun-tae (JUNG Woo) is a country boy with a booming baritone who is discovered by aspiring singer-songwriter Lee Jang-hui (JIN Goo) and thrust into the bustling world of Seoul’s iconic folk music café-C’est Si Bon.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Special thanks to Frank S. for this submission


Last Five Years, The (2014)

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Title: The Last Five Years
Rating: PG-13
Director: Richard LaGravenese
Writer: Richard LaGravenese
Based on the musical play by: Jason Robert Brown
Stars: Anna Kendrick, Jeremy Jordan and Meg Hudson
Release Date: 2/13/2015
Running Time: 94 minutes

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Based on the musical, a struggling actress and her novelist lover each illustrate the struggle and deconstruction of their love affair.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Dedication: For Lucille Rizzo LaGravenese.


Old Fashioned (2014)

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Title: Old Fashioned
Rating: PG-13
Director: Rik Swartzwelder
Writer: Rik Swartzwelder
Stars: Elizabeth Roberts, Rik Swartzwelder and LeJon Woods
Release Date: 2/13/2015
Running Time: 115 minutes

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A former frat boy and a free-spirited woman together attempt the impossible: an “old-fashioned” courtship in contemporary America.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No


Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

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Title: Fifty Shades of Grey
Rating: R
Director: Sam Taylor-Johnson
Writer: Kelly Marcel
Based on the novel by: E.L. James
Stars: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan and Jennifer Ehle
Release Date: 2/13/2015
Running Time: 125 minutes

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Literature student Anastasia Steele’s life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.


What did you think of this film?

During Credits? No

After Credits? No

Special thanks to Elizabeth L. for this submission